Oh man, I don’t even know where to start with this review.
First of, I should say, that Resident Evil is another botched attempt by a movie company (Screen Gems) to bring
another game title to the bring screen.
All movies based on game titles have sucked :Final Fantasy,
Mortal Kombat are just 2 examples. In fact, the same idiotic director who made those terrible Mortal Kombat movies directed this piece of junk!!!

Once I knew that, I knew the movie was going to suck.
I just didn’t how much it would suck, until I saw it.
After seeing it, I have to say that Capcom did probably the most stupidest thing they could have done, by giving the rights for this movie to be made.

Furthermore, Capcom, obviously didn’t care, how the director was going to follow the game, because if they had, they would have seen that the film does horrible injustice to the game.
It does not follow up the story and plot to the games.
In fact, none of the characters from the game: Chris Redfield, Claire Redfill, Jill, or Leon, the policeman are in the film.
To understand why Resident Evil is a pitiful attempt
to bring the game to the screen, you have to know the
story in Resident Evil games.

An evil corporation called Umbrella, has unwilligenly
or willingly (depending on who you ask) has unleashed
a virus called the “T virus”. The T virus has the effect, of killing people and then making them zombies.

Even more scary is the fact, that the Umbrella knows
about the situation but is covering it up. Only a handful of corrupt politicians and Umbrella personnel know about the virus. In the first RE game, a team of special police officers, trace the roots of the virus to a mansion, harboring all sorts of monsters. In fact, “the scene of the mansion” is in the movie, but that’s one of a few similiarities between the game and the movie. Eventually the last survivors of the mansion Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine escape only to be separated . (…)

Birkin is himself infected, by a more powerful virus,
and is mutated to another horrible beast. Eventually all the survivors escape, and thus stop the Umbrella corporation from doing more damage to Racoon City.

That’s basically the Re games. Sounds cool,doesn’t it?

The Crappy, Sucky Movie version of Resident Evil

The movie starts out in the Umbrella Corporation.
Everthing is calm and cool, until an employee drops a
chemical container containing the T virus into the
floor. Then all hell breaks loose, because it seems that
Umbrella’s computer known as the Red Queen, has isolated and
captured all of Umbrella’s employees and plans to kill them.
In fact, some of the death scene in Re are actually
pretty good, but most of them are not. So eventually most of the people in Umbrella die, due to this supercomputer. LOL.
This is garbage that is made up. In the Re games,
there is no “Red Queen” that is causing the killing in
Racoon City, and in Umbrella. The killing is brought
upon by the heads of Umbrella, and corrupt politicians, who have knowingly released the virus and are trying to cover
it up. Instead, we get Milla Jolladovich, playing some drugged out,security officer named Alice Prospero.
Then comes the ridiculous plot of the movie, which is that
most of the damage inflicted on the personnel of Umbrella,
is by a computer called “The Red Queen” which
unleashes a set of death traps, to anyone infected with
the “T virus”.

Practically the only part of the game that the movie
stays true to is in fact that Umbrella has created a virus called the “T virus” which it plans to use for germ warfare.
However, that’s how close you’ll come to similiarities once again between the game and the movie.

Eventually Ms. Prospero is rescued, (technically she
is put in the custody) of a group of special police cops ,
to infiltrate Umbrella and find out what the hell is going on.

Adding more confusion (and laughter) to the situation
is that Ms. Prospero has amnesia and doesn’t understand her connection to Umbrella. Well it’s revealed that Ms. Prospero was working with someone in Umbrella, to expose to the media the virus that Umbrella was creating.

However, that person died, along with the evidence that
Umbrella is responsible for the chaos in Racoon City and
Umbrella.

Eventually these bumbling cops eventually meet a holographic
image of the Red Queen who says “I’ve been a very bad girl”.

LOL. Yeah and I would have added “I’ve been a bad actress
to be in this film too”.

Eventually the remaining cops become aware of the zombies and other monsters and try to escape from Umbrella headquarters….

Besides the terrible acting, script and story in Resident Evil, there is also a lack of creatures from the games.

The zombies , zombie dogs, and lickers are in R.E. but
here is a whole of creatures and monsters not in the movie:

Giant, poisonous spiders, killer sharks, 2 arm ferocious hunters, large killer poisonous plants and the over 6ft tall indestructible Tyrants in the game. A waste of a golden opportunity to make a good movie.

Let’s all hope this isn’t another failed video game turned movie.
I was already driven away by Tomb Raider, Super Mario, and Street Fighter (ugh that was painful to watch).

If the filmakers decided to enlist help from people who are familiar with the series, it could be good. If not, maybe there will a special…

If the movie stinks, then the soundtrack won’t. After all, they did get new tracks from Slipknot and Static X.

Either way, let’s pray this won’t stink. And let’s pray it makes more money than E.T. when it comes out that same week.