This movie is horrible. I can’t understand why anyone would like this pathetic artistic tripe.

…but I have a new least favorite movie, and its name is I’ve Heard The Mermaids Singing.

This is easily the worst movie I’ve seen yet. I’ve sat through some huge stinkers (Fast and the Furious, The Smokers, the aforementioned Rules Of Attraction, etc.), but this one somehow manages to outstink them all. It’s a piece of pretentious, unintelligible, artsy-fartsy garbage. The lead actress (and I use the word “actress” loosely) is so annoying, you’ll be hoping for her death in the movie. I am not kidding. Her acting is about as natural as her hair color. She is way too damn hyper and perky. AND don’t give me that “but egplamtt, shee s a free sp1r1t LOL LOL” jazz, either.

Again, do NOT see this movie. It will be the most painful 80 minutes of your life. Highly unrecommended. The only reason I give it one star is because that’s the lowest Amazon will go. If possible I’d give it -10/5 stars. It’s that bad. Seriously. This is Mystery Science Theater 3000 material, and I dunno about you folks, but I’d love to see this P.O.S. get owned by a talking gumball machine.

I’ve heard the mermaids singing, and they ain’t singing to this turkey, that’s for damn sure.

Wow, I’ve waited for years for this to come out on DVD, and it’s finally happening. One of my all time faves!! Absolutely love it! Let’s hope they’re going to make a good transfer.

This is one of the most under-rated film that I’ve seen! See it, you won’t be disappointed!